Dear Ruby Ann

Now everyone can live bigger and better by following Ruby Ann's funny, honest (sometimes brutally), and fool-proof advice on: How to successfully relate to in-laws, children (their own little angels, other people's brats), neighbors (the good, the bad, and the butt-ugly), and friends at social events (weddin's, funerals, wrestlin' matches), in Church, and most importatnly, jail. The real truth on applyin' makeup (choosing the right shade of blue eyeshadow). Buyin' a trailer. Entertainin' house guests (parole officers). Dealin' with drunks. And just like Ann Landers and Abigail Van Buren (well, a lot like them, but a lot more up-to-date), Ruby answers letters from her readers on all kinds of different lifestyle dilemmas--from family gatherin's to to dealin' with nightclub Elvis impersonators who get too personal. Along with entertainin' ideas and helpful hints, Ruby Ann serves up a generous side of trailer park dish to her readers--from the goin's on at the Big Balls Bowling Ally, the Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray Bar, and, of course, the Baptist Church of Pangburn. Hot gossip and a few recipes too--honey, Dear Ruby Ann is more loaded than her sister Donna Sue on a Saturday night.